Unicorn Is an Alum of MVHS

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I keep forgetting to submit the dirt on Unicorn. Did you not know she went to your alma mater, MVHS? She has been with this guy since then. I am not sure if they are boyfriend and girlfriend but she has been stringing him along for a long time. He was on the football team there also. Not quite Sanchez, but he was on the team.

Weird, I hung out with Unicorn one night during christmas break and she never mentioned him.  I like her more now.- nik