THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I know you and the DA are a fan of the Sheep (J-Bob’s brother). Well after talking with the new GM at the new Hotel Theodore and others, the Mondrian Sheep is NO MORE. I’m pissed they took this away. It was a staple of the hotel and of “The Dirty”. I offered to purchase one of the three that the Mondrian had but was told they were thrown away. I call BS on that. Regardless, I never went to the Mondrian unless they called me up for equipment (which they never seemed to pay their bills). I will miss the Sheep when I make deliveries to the new hotel and just thought you should know that he is dead and was sent to the trash. I still think the previous GM took one of the 3 JB’s for memories but I could be wrong.

According to Justin Bobby- the Sheep’s alcoholic brother, the Sheep is still alive. He is not in a trash can that is just an Urban Legend. Supposedly he got kidnapped and is being held hostage by former Mondrian employees. If you know of the Sheep’s whereabouts please contact nik