THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you post something earlier about his girl I go to school with  “What You Think About This Sexy Seminole” and everyone wants to know more intel on the girl with the red dress.  Well here she is, her name is Ashley and she is not only one of the hottest girls on campus but she is one of the nicest and most down to earth people you will ever meet.  She is super sexy and knows it but doesnt act above anyone.  I wanted to ask you what you think about her Nik?

I think she has Bell’s Palsy.  Why is one side of her face elevated and the other side frozen?- nik