THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi nik, this is Helena, she is probably one of the nastiest girls we have here in VanDirty.  She’s pleasantly plump, and does her make up the same way my 4 yr old sister does hers.  This is the typical pictures she likes to take, always showing off her big t*ts and making some sort of sexy face.  Nik, what do you think about her?

And you wonder why nobody wants to see a natural body naked.  Can you imagine being stuck on an island with this sloppy joe… talk about a nightmare.- nik