THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, WTF is wrong with Pucker, first she writes on FaceBook that she is pregnant and is going to have a baby with her boyfriend Ben, and then all the sudden writes this is just a rumor that people are spreading about her being pregnant… Like seriously did she forget she posted that on Facebook.

**I bet she realized she has no idea who the baby daddy is, so she went and got an abortion.- jv

I didn’t say that Pucker… it was my employee Junior Varsity (he thinks he is on fire today).- nik