THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Kim Chavez, (now Panozzo). Dallas wannabe socialite as well as the biggest con artist! Claims to have graduated from SMU, works at a bank, etc. Until her DJ boyfriend found out she was married with kids! (you can tell by her stomach, I guess she forgot to fix that when she went under the knife) She claims to have visited Israel to ‘convert’ to a Jew.. honey, those pictures that you stole from Flickr are cute and everything, also your Star of David tattoo, but that doesn’t make you a Jew! Somehow she found the dumbest douche to marry her within months of being together! I heard he is a pretty nice guy too.. No wonder her bff is none other than Kaci Maxam (pictured above) known bopper, pepsi lover, groupie, $30,000 millionaire, and purple crayon lover! They’re both great at conning people! Please stop with the charades Kim.. and fess up to who your sugar daddy is.. he must be pissed now that you’re married!
So is the marriage going strong? Because I think with his EMO hair they will make it.- nik