THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik- I just wanted to tell you who should really win the titles at Vegas Prom this year… Mr Freddy Figueroa & The Empress Miss Tarah Lee. Obviously they embody what the Vegas scene is really all about, here see for your self: In all honesty, I don’t think either of them actually made it to their real prom so why not let them live out their fantasies now? Besides, don’t you think it would be rather entertaining to see them all duke it out for the title??? I hear that Empress has a bit of a temper and she might just be packin heat too! LOL Best, A Faithful Reader.

My agent ruined the Las Vegas Prom for everyone by nominating himself. There are guys in the contest like Freddy Fags who take competitions like this very seriously. I do hope Blonde Snookie is still winning for queen because it means a lot to me that a big girl wins the contest to show looks aren’t everything.- nik