THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what do those two trainwrecks have in common? They were at the same sh*tty party in Hollywood.  My girlfriend and I pre-partied at this super lame house party that had bottle service (Multiview Mansion?) and pieced out after 10 minutes… but not before seeing Oscar/Jessica Rabbit/Kim Dash with some dude that looked a LOT like Jed Hill. I tried taking a photo but it was too dark.  Here are some photos of the tranny to really start the new year right.

How can people not think that is a dude? His face is beyond handsome.- nik