THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, where the hell has Black Barbie Shim been.  As an African-American man I cannot help but love her, I think she is perfect and if I end up getting an NFL contract in 2 years I going after that for sure.  Nik, can you do me a favor?  I will be starting next season for sure, and I would like her to come watch me in my first start at UCLA, do you think you can relay the message Nik?  You have my email, and thank you Nik.  DA Strong.

Dude, I will be a true gentleman matchmaker and set you up. She is turning 30 today I think so she needs a guy like you to get her out of the game.- nik