THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I know you don’t like the +2’s and I know this post is titled Hot “Natural” state ass, but un-natural +2’s aside even you would be thrilled to take a run at this chick. She’s super hot, tatted up, and has a personality that makes her hands down THE sexiest girl in Arkansas. So seriously would you?

Answer: No, she has some green sh*t on her leg and she wears no make-up (I can see her face). Nice try Little Rock, maybe next year?