JUNIOR VARSITY: Nik, so I was in Colorado snowboarding this weekend and stayed at a good friends house. I don’t know how we got into this conversation but his neighbor was a mid 30’s Mormon man and he started telling us how young mormon kids are “Soaking” instead of having sex until they get married. I was so confused, I was like what the hell is Soaking? Well I guess Soaking is when I girl allows a guy to put his Greg in her, but all he can do is just sit there and “Soak”, there can’t be any motion. I still don’t see how they don’t count that as sex, and who the hell would want to Soak what is the point of that? Nik, what do you think about this “Soaking” thing?

This is a genius idea. Soaking doesn’t count as cheating. I decided.- nik