THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Lizelle Rodriguez she’s a Puerto Rican beauty from Miami and she’s got just what you need! I mean look at her, she’s perfect! Are you ready to kick Shayne to the curb or what Nik?

I am not really a Salsa guy. I hate spicy food… mild is too hot for me. Anyway back to the girl, her nose is f*cked up. Her nostril alignment is off. One nostril is higher than the other.- nik