THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Oh my, where should I start….This here is Madalyn Baker. This b*tch is the most aggressive attention wh*re you will ever meet; whether it’s posting embarrassing “profound” statuses on her wall, uploading “artistic” pictures onto her Facebook (most of which are taken from within a tanning booth…?) or sending your boyfriend naked pictures FROM HER BOYFRIEND’S bathroom bahaha. She is dating the scummiest, trashiest guy on the face of this world and is CONVINCED that she looks exactly like Megan Fox hmmm. So, Nik… I am in need of your honesty.

Isn’t it like really dangerous to open your eyes in a tanning bed, let alone take a picture in there.- nik