THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This douche from Beaverton is the nastiest, whitest wannabe in the world. He has the nerve to judge girls even though he’s never even seen a tit. He would love to send a picture of his teenie weenie to anyone who asks… and those who don’t ask. He loves himself like a fat kid loves cake and will fck anything that moves, including his best friend Alex Cartmill! Headed down the path of gay porn and may get far, but I have to ask, would you?
You should avoid making contact with your topless friends, you’re both forgy. Also, his gregs gotta be small if its comfortable for him to go commando in jeans.- nik