THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you want clear images of Loptimus and her “transformation”, here you go. And Nik stop acting like we didn’t meet at wonderland. “It’s business, dont take it personally”. Stop posting me. Where do I sign up for immunity, I’m over this highschool sh*t.

Sorry Loptimus Prime, I have met so many girls in my life… it’s hard to remember. I only file away the hot ones.- nik