Dumbass Husband

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so apparently my husband would rather jack off to unattractive brunettes online that do me. This morning i found a bunch of websites he left open full of either fat brunet chicks or brunet chick so flat they look like boys. Nik, What the f*ck is wrong with my husband? I am extremely unsatisfied sexually but he’d rather jack off to a heifer than bang me out. I know i could use some +2’s but are you serious? F*cking heifer’s on a computer screen than me?

Your husband is just bored. I suggest inviting another girl into the bedroom. A threesome will save your marriage.- nik