THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I have been texting Angela Paige aka Burnt Bacon… but lately I can’t tell if it is actually her… here are some great pictures she has text me but no face in the picture… I’m getting really confused cause she says she wants to hang out but never does.. then ends up drunk texting me hella late at night… Nik, help a brotha out here.

That is not her… the skin is too white.- nik