THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this is Claudine Keane the wife of LA Galaxy’s new signing Robbie Keane, who is also the irish captain and former Miss Ireland. So gotta ask would you?

Answer: No, even though she is somewhat my type, I don’t think her accent is sexy enough to mask the REFUND Gap. But I am curious as to where she purchased the dress that rips off into a swimsuit?