THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik, The Pelican has decided to move away again to “better her life”.  But I’m pretty sure last time she did that she ended up on this site even more.  So Nik, you think she’ll actually get away from the party scene this time and finally do something with her haggard self?

She will fly back to the scene, she always does. The sex and alcohol are just too good for her beak.- nik