THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Venessa, a stripper in the hottest club in Miami.  She’s crazy to say the least and likes to get down and dirty.  The best thing about her is how stable and independent she is. The worst is that she’s super easy and a stage five clinger.  Lol, damn strippers.

If she was stable and independent she wouldn’t have a Gisele Bundchen nose. Venessa, man-up and get a nose job already.- nik