THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! I know you hate Sanchez so I thought I’d give you this tip. Don’t have a lot of proof but I know for a fact that Sanchez is definetly with another 17 year old brunette, this one from Long Island. The proof I have is I have known for a fact they went on a date at a popular long island restaurant and recently took her phone and saw that in fact she was texting him. I’m not saying this to oust my friend or anything, I would just hope that you would post this in order for the loyal readers of your sight to see that Mark Sanchez truly is a dirty Mexican.

I need more intel. This isn’t strong enough evidence to put him (former rapist) behind bars.- nik