Dancing Hottie

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so i saw this girl gogo dancing at utra bar in DC she’s by far the hottest girl i’ve seen around here and has perfect sized +2’s and a super fit body with a perfect golden tan she also gave me her number so i must ask you Nik, would you? is she date material or bedroom only?

Answer: Neither, she reminds me of a mouse with her nose sticking in the air with a big mouth.  +2’s are also pretty bad and her bodies starting to wrinkle…keep looking.