THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, since you are the new media source for breaking national stories… how about this little secret you have been hiding. Everyone in the world is looking for DIRT on squeaky clean Mitt Romney so what better place to break the news than Nik, your dirty celeb “Uncle Chuck”, Chuck Peterson was college roommates with Mitt Romney. If anyone knows Uncle Chuck than you would know he is a PARTY MACHINE and should be dead already. Uncle Chuck is one of Mitt’s biggest campaign supporters (the campaign funds are hidden through Mr. Peterson’s ex-wife). I wonder what the world will think of Mitt Romney once this news comes out.

Yeah, Uncle Chuck is not a good look for Mitt Romney and Politico before you start blowing me up just call anyone in Las Vegas if you need information on Chuck Peterson.- nik