THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this b*tch’s name is Alexis Head, and she’s the sk*nkiest wh*re in Forney, TX. She stays with guys long enough for them to realize how bat-sh*t crazy she is and when they leave her, she offers up her p*ssy to try and keep them around as long as she can!!! She hops from one guy to another and now she’s tryin’ to hit it with my best friend who she doesn’t even KNOW, she talked to him in person a few years ago but now that she’s tired of living at home with mommy (she’s 22 with a 1 year old baby, the baby daddy was smart enough to leave her psycho *ss) she’s tryin’ to get with him so he can pay for all of her sh*t and give her a place to stay. Anyways, gotta ask, would you?
Answer: No, she’s got a woodpecker nose and the body of a man.