THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I know you’re an avid and envious fan of the Porta Potty lifestyle so check this… someones getting paid to kick off the New Year! Guess mamma needs some new Jimmy Choos! Do you think these girls have what it takes to become permanent fixtures on the Porta Potty express? and would you tag along on these pooper creeper high seas voyages? Be honest.

**There is nothing better than a Porta Potty that has been posted on the site, trying to explain to you in person how she is not one.  Most common answer is… “I don’t sleep with these guys, I just get paid to look good”.  Yes, that might fool your family and boyfriend, but not the Dirty Army.- JV

If I ever buy a boat I want to name it “Porta Yachty”.- nik