THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, today I bring you Mike Brewer. A douchebag of epic proportions. He is quite possibly the fakest *sshole ever to hail from Athens Georgia. You think he’s your friend but behind your back, he steals from you and talks mad sh*t about you. He even stole from a girl who’s father just died of cancer. He’s been fired from every job he’s ever had, going all the way back to high school. For months, he has been having sex with Julie P, his supposed best friend’s ex. He is still married to an ugly red-headed b*tch that f*cks every swinging d*ck in Athens but him and he’s been claiming her child which may or may not be his. He likes to pretend to be Mr. Yuppie but really he grew up in a sh*thole with roaches climbing up the walls. He is the worst kind of “friend” because he will talk sh*t, try to f*ck your girl and steal your sh*t as soon as your back is turned. He has also threatened to snitch on people to extort money. Watch out Brewer, because when big Paul finds out you’ve been f*cking Julie, I have a feeling he’s going to give you the nose job you so desperately need.
No way he could afford that. This guy would be jumping for joy if he was making over 20k a year.- nik