THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this Marilyn Monroe wana-be is Aleksandra Zdzienicka. She was in my class, at Harper College. This duck faced dud absolutely loves taking pictures of herself. Now I am convinced that dogs really do look like their owners. It could just be me, but it does look like she has a bit of a mustache going on. She forgot her usual wax job. Whats your take on this Nik?

She needs to LaserAway the mustache and deflate the lips. Lip injections are so 2002.- nik