THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, my girlfriend is a die hard Kim Kardashian fan and I could not count the hours of my life that have been wasted watching the Kardashians. Today she hit me with some of the worst news ever… The Kardashians signed a 40 million dollar 3 year deal with E channel… so until 2015, we are going to get all the Kardashians we need. I still can’t believe all this sh*t came from a god damn sex tape.

God bless America and God bless the Kardashians.- nik