THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was online lingerie shopping yesterday and came across this model. I officially have a massive girl crush….and I’m EXTREMELY picky with my girl crushes. Almost all blondes look the same, but not her. Very exotic looking. She’s got the round eastern european-look to her face and has a sexy, fit body. Who is this girl? All I could find is this one picture of her. Nik, you can’t say no to this one. She’s absolutely stunning. I can’t find a thing wrong with her. So would you?

Answer: No, I cannot see myself in a girl from the USSR.