THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl Trish Gordon of Cypress. Shes a bartender at a local bar and sleeps with everyone, good looking or not and still tries to act like she is some kind of good girl. The only thing she seems to have going for her is that she made Playboy housewives (shes only 24 and not even married tho?), which will most likely be the biggest accomplishment of her life.

Trish’s head ruins everything. Her face carries all the water weight for her body… Trish it’s ok to swallow.- nik