THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve been waiting for you to come back to Cincinnati to party with you since I missed it last time.  Everyone is the city has your back and wants to come party with the man that outed the child molester aka Sarah Jones.  I know a few ladies that cannot wait to get their hands all over Scooby.  You guys are going to have a fun time, first round of shots are on me bro.

I was so excited until I read your last word, “bro”. Sorry, my mind was thinking you were something else. See you Thursday at Mynt bro.- nik