THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m starting to believe that Krispy Kreme is fake and just a persona. He is taking these songs to the next level of retardedness, like this track he just dropped. I don’t know why, but I’m not buying it. Are you?

I feel like he was a normal white rapper who got into some sort of accident which made him slow. There has to be a reason he only rides bikes and go-carts.- nik