Hurricane Scooby

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what is with the rampage Scooby Sunday is on? I follow him on Twitter and Instagram and the kid has lost his mind. Is he next on the dirty chopping block? He use to be a teddy bear but now he just yells at girls and treats them like tuna cans. I want the old Scooby back, the man who paints his belly for Raider football games.

Don’t believe the hype. Look what he just texts me. Scooby be a man… don’t come to Miami and feel bad when a 1993 asks to see you naked. You signed up for this life, SO LIVE IT!- nik