THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I see you’ve made Ashley into one of your celebrities… how nice, more reasons to inflate her already big ego. Ashley Sky aka Sword Case is the the biggest ugly duckling cases ever. As a child she struggled with teasing, a unibrow and a FUPA, + a god aweful stench.  Now she’s one of the most followed chicks on twitter and instagram, one of your dirty celebrities and a legitimate model.  Not trying to dog on her or anything but I think everyones outta know about her past because its sure to be in her future.

I’ve already said Sword Case looks like she is from the Mexican kingdom of Tijuana. There is nothing attractive about her except for the Inner Thigh Gap (<< Insert Sword here).- nik

Also See: I Come Bearing A Sword