THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Chelsea Chisholm, she lives in Desoto Missouri and is the craziest b*tch there. She acts like your best friend then f*cks your man behind their back. If you date her and it doesn’t work out she will stalk your whole life. She will drive by your house, your family’s house, call everyone you know and hack your Facebook. My friend had to move to a totally different state so she would stop stalking him, but she still calls constantly no matter how many times he changes his number, and when he blocks her on fb she makes new ones and starts the cycle all over again. Chelsea you are crazy nasty b*tch and need to move on and stop stalking!!

I don’t know where to start.  So I won’t.- nik