THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, after reading about Dr. Douche I decided to be his friend on Facebook.  Dude, this guy is a true f*cking legend.  He truly speaks his mind and he is right most of the time.  He kinda of reminds of you but with just a little less knowledge than you have.  His quotes and posts are just motivating and get me pumped about life.  Definitely favorite DC of all time already.

Please don’t submit Dr. Douche excerpts… that is not how this program works. I pick and choose his greatness.- nik