THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, for the past few months I’ve been thinking about getting my lips done because they are so tiny.  I’ve talked to so many doctors and it seems like none of them get the lips 100% correct every time.  Some of the before and afters they show me look like Mike Tyson punched the girl a bunch of times.  Skyler Haze is a perfect example, the poor girl can’t even smile cause he lips are so screwed up.  Do you have any advice for me so I don’t end up looking like her?  I want full lips that I can actually smile with.

Getting lip injections is so 2002. Fat lips are out… they just make girls look retarded.- nik