THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is Sophie from down under.  She is gotta be one of the hottest girls I have seen, but I have a feeling if she was in America she would just be an “average joe” as you guys say.  She walks around like she is the best thing ever and post pictures non stop.  Maybe she can read this and realize that if she was surrounded by hot girls, she might not think so highly of herself.

I see a lot of water weight.- nik