THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I know it’s making the rounds now but I happen to be a user of this site and I f*cking LOVE it. So get this, some genius thought of getting like 3o college professors that are outta work and they’ll write your papers for you! All you gotta do is pay a small fee and give em the subject! Yesss it’s unethical, but hey I consider it a win win situation. I’m getting my paper done and getting my degree. And the professor remains anonymous and gets paid! Alright!!!! Jealous you didn’t think of something like this first?

They sound like great advertisers.- nik