THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy is your classic douche and its about time someone put him on BLAST! Chris Swain is the biggest lying piece of CRAP on this Island, he moves from go through girls like dirty socks. He tell them he loves them to get what he wants then f*cks off. I heard he got his Ex gf pregnant then f*cked off when the baby was born early because he got a new sloot to f*ck around with even though he lies to her and sleeps around with anyone that will have him so he can pass around his nasty greg and the dumb b*tch takes him back every time, this one does the navy proud. His own mother and grandmother run his life because he has no balls to tell them to step down. he thinks hes a real player and is hot as sh*t. I hope no one else has to deal with this navy douche.

Something tells me he goes through more socks then women. Nice teddy.- nik