THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Anthony Moschetti is a giant dirt bag who thinks he has a chance with hot girls, but when he finds out he doesn’t he tries to get with 17 year olds…..he’s 31! He’s a fcking looser and I wouldn’t date him if my life depended on it. He’s the definition of a Douche bag!

I wonder whats causing his eyebrows to swell.- nik