THE DIRTY ARMY: Say hello to Salvador Resendez Jr. he is a huge nasty sloot. This guy is a total loser who likes to have sex with anyone under 18 and tell them he is in his twenties. He’s really 33 and on disability because he’s a lazy slob who would rather lay around all day and play with himself. When he’s not stealing a burrito and pocketing it, you can find him stealing scraps to make some change. Watch out ladies, he likes to go have sex without condoms and will have sex with young girls. He is so nasty and will lie to get whatever he wants while smiling.

Do those sideburns get him in with the ladies.- nik