THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have totally fallen in love with Dr. Douche since I started following him on FB once he became Dr. Douche on TheDirty.  He is so full of confidence and just knows what to say and to a woman there is nothing sexier.  It upset me when I found out he actually has a girl that he cares for.  I can’t wait until he is back on the market so I can get a piece of him to myself.

He will be back on the market soon. Guys like Dr. Douche don’t know how to maintain relationships.- nik