THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This has to be the fakest girl around Southern California.. Im pretty sure this face can only happen if there was a nuclear melt down like there was at Chernobyl in the former Soviet Union. This has to be from the affects of radiaton exposure somewhere in West Hollywood. Even with you calling out this publicity stunt of a couple, I have no idea how you were able to act normal around this fake “model” and her “child rapist” husband. It amazes me how outrageous people take things in Hollyweird.

I was expecting to see some trout in the mirror.- nik