THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I bought all this Lance Armstrong/LiveStrong stuff a few years back with my daughters college trust because I thought it would be a genius investment. Give my baby a great time at a University and not worry about working or money.  Well that all just went down the drain a few weeks back.  I bought over 30K in merchandise and now I think it is worth nothing since no one is buying it.  Can you help me out and post this on your site and let people know they can go on Ebay and buy my stuff.  Like look at this jersey, its only $750 bucks, what a steal? Nik, please help me out, I don’t know how to tell my wife our daughter isn’t going to college next year?

If people buy your Lance junk then they are supporting drug abuse.- nik