THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this is Mark Krystinak. He is hands down the biggest tool at ASU. Every one hates him, but he still gets sloots and slores at ASU with no self-esteem and thinks he’s hot sh*t. Case in point: This is at Midnight Masquerade in Phoenix. They made out, he pulled down her panties, turned her around, and they went to town. The original post got removed because people were concerned about their fraternity’s rep, but seriously, this tool deserves his karma.

Who is CSI, she needs the exposure so her parents know the tuition money is being spent well.- nik