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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was on BackPage trying to find myself a date for the evening and look what I came across.  Now I know many girls are Porta Pottys but please tell me this is a fake profile.  I called the number and it definitely sounded like her, I even asked about TheDirty and she said “Yup that is me”.  I don’t believe and don’t want to.  Do you know about this?

Don’t fall for it… the person you talked to is not Elvira. It sounds like a trap to steal your kidney.- nik