THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, wanted you to check out this beautiful girl Christina Cagle.  I’m tired of people saying USC has better looking girls.  Those people are on crack.  What do you think about this beauty and please tell me if you were in your early 20’s you would not want to attend UCLA over USC.

Sorry, I’m USC all the way. I rather accidentally knock up a chick with rich parents then get stuck having a smart girl try to extort me for 18 years.- nik