THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this aspiring “Model,” is Dana Marie. She is from New York. She (just like every single recently thinner girl) was told by some delirious loser at a bar trying to get in her pants that she actually had potential to model. Instead of seeing him as a drunken guy trying to get laid…. she actually took him seriously and started getting her picture taken by every perv with a camera. You can obviously tell that she is sucking her gut in, in every picture… plus her fat arms and saggy chest dont help at all. Anyway, the only thing she has going for her is her eyes… which are contacts that you can buy at any halloween store lol. Anyway, she has won the 2012 Sagg award for those sloppy things hanging off her and definitely a runner up in the most delirious model in the US.

It should be illegal for some girls (above) to take “professional” pictures.- nik