THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this douche Bobbie Moszkiewicz told me to get ready for a fun weekend in Chicago for my birthday only to cancel the morning of… after I spend hundreds on an outfit, hair and nails, etc for my “special weekend” in the city. The lovely lady in this photo is his fiancee’ (really?!?) who called me later that weekend to introduce herself after going through his phone. What a lucky gal. The 5 carats doesn’t make the man. And by the way, I wonder if she knows there is a squirrel in her hair!

How stupid are women? You know he cheats on you, but you say yes anyway because the rock and financial security is more important.- nik